The Bible is claimed to be the WORD
of God almighty. Although many Christians and Jews are sometimes shy to
read certain verses of the Bible. If something is from God than we
shouldn't be shy or ashamed of saying that its from God. However! Here
I have presented some of the awkward and questionable statements form the
Bible. Can these be from God?
THIS ARTICLE IS NOT TO OFFEND
OR RIDICULE ANY BELIEF,
IT IS TO SHOW THE READER ANOTHER
SIDE OF THEIR BELEIF
1 Chron.=1 Chronicles
2 Chron.=2 Chronicles
Colo.=Colossians 2 Corin.=1
2 Corin.=2 Corinthians
1,2,3 John=1,2,3 John
1 King.=1 Kings
2 King.=2 Kings
1 Pet.=1 Peter
2 Pet.=2 Peter
1 Sam.=1 Samuel
2 Sam.=2 Samuel Song.=Songs of Solomon
1 Thes.=1 Thessalonians 2 Thes.=2
Thessalonians 1 Tim.=1 Timothy
2 Tim.=2 Timothy
The initials of different versions of the Bible
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** REMEMBER! SINCE THERE ARE SO
MANY VERSIONS OF THE BIBLE YOU MAY NOT FIND THESE VERSES IN YOUR BIBLE.
OR, YOU MIGHT FIND THE VERSES CHANGED.
PROPHETS BUT NAKED !
Noah drank of the wine, and became
drunk, and lay uncovered in his tent. and Ham [his son] saw the NAKEDNESS
of his father.
[1 Sam. 19:23]
And the spirit of God came upon
Saul.. And he too STRIPPED OFF HIS CLOTHES, and he too prophesied
before Samuel and lay NAKED all the day and all the night.
[2 Sam. 6:20]
David DANCES NAKED before the people
and before the Lord.
And the spirit of God came upon
Samson, he killed thirty men.
And he went to Gaza, and there
he saw a HARLOT, and he went into her.
LOT'S DAUGHTERS COMMIT INCEST
WITH HIM !
Lot went up out of Zo'ar and dwelt
in the hills with his two daughters. And the first-born said to the
younger, "Our father is old, and there is not a man on earth to come to
us after the manner of all the earth. COME LET US MAKE OUR FATHER DRINK
WINE AND WE WILL LIE WITH HIM, that we may preserve offspring through our
father. So they made their father drink wine that night; AND THE FIRST
BORN WENT IN AND LAY WITH HER FATHER; HE DID NOT KNOW WHEN SHE LAY
DOWN OR WHEN SHE AROSE.
And on the next day, the first-born
said to the younger "Behold, I lay last night with my father, let us make
him drink wine tonight also; then you go in and lie with him that we may
preserve offspring through our father.
So they made their father drink
wine that night also, and the younger arose, and LAY WITH HIM; and he did
not know when she lay down or when she arose. THUS BOTH THE DAUGHTERS OF
LOT WERE WITH CHILD BY THEIR FATHER.
JUDAH WITH HIS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW
Judah fornicates with his daughter-in-law:
When he saw her, he thought her
to be a harlot, for she had covered her face. He went over to her at the
road side and said "Come, LET ME COME INTO YOU" for he did not know that
she was his daughter-in-law. She said, "What will you give me, that you
may come into me?" He answered, "I will send you a kid from the flock."
And she said "Will you send me a pledge till you send it?" He said, "What
pledge shall I give you?" She replied "Your signal and your cord and your
staff that is in your hand."
So he gave them to her, and WENT
INTO HER, and she conceived by him. About three months later, Judah was
told, "Ta'-mar your daughter-in- law has played the harlot, and moreover
SHE IS WITH CHILD BY HARLOTRY.
DAVID WITH HIS NEIGHBOR'S
David arose from his couch and
was walking upon the roof that he saw from the roof a WOMAN BATHING; and
the woman was very beautiful, and David sent and inquired about the woman.
And one said, "Is not that Bathshe'ba, the daughter of Eli'am, the wife
of Uri'ah the Hittite?"
So David send messengers and took
her, and SHE CAME TO HIM AND HE LAY WITH HER.. Then she returned to her
house; and she sent and told David, I am with child. David called her husband,
and invited him, and ate in his presence and drank, so that he made him
drunk. In the morning David wrote to Jo'ab, "Set Uri'ah in the forefront
of the hardest fighting, and then draw back from him, that he may be struck
down and die. When he died David sent and brought Uri'ah's wife to his
house, and she became his wife.
GOD PUNISHES DAVID
The Lord said to David, "Because
you despised me, and have taken the wife of Uri'ah the Hittite to be your
wife. Thus say the Lord, "Behold, I will take your wives (He punished David
through his daughter and son not his wife as you will see) before your
eyes, and give them to your neighbor and he shall lie with your wives in
the sight of this sun."
DAVID'S SON WITH HIS SISTER
[2.Sam. 13:1] Amnon the son
of David fell in love with his sister Ta'-mar. "Amnon was so tormented
that he made himself ill because of his sister Ta'-mar; for she was a virgin,
and it seemed impossible to Amnon to do anything to her.
Amnon had a friend who said to
him, "Lie down on your bed and pretend to be ill, and when [your
father] the king comes to see you, you say to him: let my sister Ta'-mar
come and give bread to eat from her hand. David sent Ta'-mar to her brother
and ordered her to feed her brother by her hand.
Ta'-mar took the cakes she had made,
and brought them into the chamber to Amnon, but when she brought them near
him to eat, he took hold of her, and said to her, "Come, lie with me, my
sister", she said, "No my brother, do not force me." But he would not listen
to her; and being stronger than she, he forced her, and lay with her."
GET FOR YOURSELF A HARLOT
When the Lord first spoke to Hose'a
he said to him, "GO TAKE TO YOURSELF A WIFE OF HARLOTRY and have children
of harlotry, for the land has committed great harlotry by forsaking
Rueben the son of Jacob lay with
Bilhah his father's concubine.
His father blamed him and said,
"Because you went up to your father's bed, then you defiled it, you went
up to my couch.
PAGAN PROPHETS !!!
[1 King 11:3]
Solomon had seven hundred wives
princesses and three hundred concubines; and his wives turned his heart
after other Gods.... the Goddess of the Sido'nians.
AARON BUILT THE CALF !
Aaron said to people of Israel,
"take off the rings of Gold which are in the ears of your wives, your sons
and your daughters. So they took off the rings of gold, and brought them
to Aaron. And he received the golf at their hand and fashioned it with
a graving tool and made a molten calf and they said, "These are your
Gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt."
THE SEX LITERATURE IN THE
I have seen among the simple, I
have perceived among the youth, a young man without sense, passing along
the street near her corner taking the road to her house in the twilight,
in the evening at the time of the night and darkness.
And lo, a woman meets him, dressed
as a harlot, wily of heart. She is loud and wayward. Now in the street,
now in the market, and at every corner she lies in wait.
SHE SEIZES HIM AND KISSES HIM, and
with impudent face she says to him: I have come to meet you, to seek you
eagerly, and I have found you.
I have perfumed my bed with myrrh,
aloes, and cinnamon. COME, LET US TAKE OUR FILL OF LOVE TILL THE MORNING,
LET US DELIGHT OURSELVES WITH LOVE. FOR MY HUSBAND IS NOT AT HOME, HE HAS
GONE ON A LONG JOURNEY.
With much seductive speech she
persuades him, with her smooth talk she compels him. All at once he follows
her, as an ox goes to the slaughter.
WOMAN'S BREASTS IN THE BIBLE
My beloved is to me a bag of myrrh,
that LIES BETWEEN MY BREASTS. Behold, you are beautiful, my beloved, truly
lovely. Our bed is green.(In R.S.V. our couch)
Upon my bed night I sought him
whom my soul loves but not found him. "When I found him whom my soul loves,
I HELD HIM, and would not let him go until I had brought him into my mother's
house, and into the CHAMBER OF HER THAT CONCEIVED ME. I adjure you, o daughters
of Jerusalem, by the gazelles or the hinds of the field, that you steer
not up nor awaken love until it pleases.
THE SONGS OF SOLOMON - A BOOK
Behold you are beautiful my love.
YOUR LIPS are like a scarlet thread your cheeks are like halves of a pomegranate,
your neck like the tower of David. YOUR TWO BREASTS are like two fawns,
twins of a gazelle. How sweet is your love my sister, my bride, how much
better is your love than wine. How graceful are your feet in sandals, O
queenly maiden! YOUR ROUNDED THIGHS are like jewels, the work of a master
hand. YOUR NAVEL is rounded bowl that never lacks mix wine. YOUR BELLY
is heap of wheat, encircled with lilies. YOUR TWO BREASTS are like two
fawns, twins of a gazelle.
You are stature (in R.S.V. stately)
as a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters.
I say: I will go up (in R.S.V.
climb) the tree, and lay hold of its branches. Oh, may YOUR BREASTS be
like clusters of the vine.
We have a little sister, and she
has no breasts. What shall we do for our sister on the day when is spoken
for? I was a wall, and MY BREASTS WERE LIKE TOWERS.
REJOICE WITH THEM !!
REJOICE WITH THE WIFE of
your youth. Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; LET HER BREASTS
SATISFY YOU AT ALL TIMES.
THE SEXY LANGUAGE IN EZEKIEL
The Lord said to me, "Son of man,
cause Jerusalem to know her abomination.  But you trusted in
your beauty, and played the harlot because of your renown and poured out
of your fornication on every one that passed by.. And made for yourself
images of men, and committed whoredom with them. And in all your abominations
and your whoredoms you have not remembered the youth, when you were naked
and bare... AND OPENED YOUR FEET TO EVERY ONE THAT PASSED BY, and multiplied
 You have also committed fornication
with the Egyptians your neighbors, great of flesh, and increased your whoredoms,
to provoke me to anger.
 They give gifts to all whores:
but you give your gifts to all lovers and hire them, that they may come
unto you on every side for your whoredom.
Wherefore, O harlot.. Because your
filthiness was poured out and your nakedness discovered through your whoredoms
with your lovers.. I will gather all of your lovers, with whom you have
taken pleasure, and all them that you have loves, I will even gather them
round against you and will discover your nakedness unto them, that they
may see all your nakedness.
And I will also give you into their
hand, and they shall throw down your eminent place and shall break down
your high places: They shall strip you also of your clothes, and shall
take your fair jewels, and leave you naked and bare.
THE STORY OF THE TWO PROSTITUTES
- AHO'LAH & A-HOL-I-BAH
Son of man, there were two men...
They committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth;
they were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their
virginity. And the name of them were Aho'lah the elder, and A-hol-i-bah
her sister. And
Aho'lah PLAYED THE HARLOT when
she was mine, and she doted on her lovers.
They BRUISED THE BREASTS OF HER
VIRGINITY and poured their whoredom upon her. Wherefore, I have delivered
her into the hand of her lovers.. these discovered her NAKEDNESS..
And when her sister A-hol-i-bah
saw this, she was more corrupt in her inordinate love than she, and in
her whoredoms more than her sister in her whoredoms. And that she increased
her whoredoms: for when she saw men portrayed upon the wall.. And as soon
as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers
unto them, into Cal-de'-a. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed
of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom. So she discovered her
whoredoms, and DISCOVERED HER NAKEDNESS... Yet she multiplied her whoredoms,
in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she PLAYED THE
HARLOT in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose
flesh as the flesh of asses, and WHOSE ISSUE IS LIKE THE ISSUE OF HORSES.
Thus you called to remembrance the
lewdness of your youth, in bruising your teats by the Egyptians for the
paps of your youth. And they shall deal with you hatefully, and take away
all your labour, and shall leave you naked and bare.
And the NAKEDNESS OF YOUR WHOREDOMS
shall be discovered, both your lewdness and your whoredoms.
You shall be filled with drunkenness
and sorrow, with the cup of astonishment and desolation. You shall
even drink it and suck it out, and you shall break the sherds thereof,
AND PLUCK OFF YOUR OWN BREASTS.
GOD MAKES PEOPLE FALL IN ADULTERY
God said to Am-a-zi'ah "You say,
prophesy not against Israel and drop not your word against the house of
Thus the Lord says: YOUR WIFE SHALL
BE AN HARLOT in the city and your sons and your daughters shall fall by
They have rejected the word of
the Lord. Therefore I WILL GIVE THEIR WIVES UNTO OTHERS.
"For the greatness of your iniquity
are your skirts discovered, AND YOUR HEELS MADE BARE. I will discover your
skirts upon your face, that your shame may appear I have seen your adulteries,
and your neighings the lewdness of your whoredoms."
The Lord says "Because the daughters
of Zion are haughty and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes,
walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:
Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of
the daughters of Zion, and THE LORD WILL DISCOVER THEIR SECRET PARTS.
Because of the multitude of the
whoredoms of the well favored harlot the mistress of witchcraft's, and
the seller nations through her whoredoms.. I will discover your skirts
upon your face, and I WILL SHOW THE NATIONS YOUR NAKEDNESS and the kingdoms
God said, "Plead with your mother,
plead: For she is not my wife neither I am her husband: let her therefore
put away her whoredoms out of her sight, and her adulteries from BETWEEN
HER BREASTS, LEST I STRIP HER NAKED... I will not have mercy upon her children,
for they be the children of whoredoms. And now will I discover her lewdness
in the sight of her lovers."
DISGUSTFUL COMMAND TO EZEKIEL
The Lord said to Ezekiel, "And
you shall eat it as barley cakes and you shall bake it WITH DUNG THAT COMES
OUT OF MAN in their sight. And the Lord said, Even thus shall the children
of Israel eat their defiled bread among the gentiles.
Then Ezekiel said, "Ah, Lord, God,
behold, my soul has not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now
have I not eaten of that which dies of its self, or is torn in pieces,
neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth." Then God replied and
said to him, "Lo, I HAVE GIVEN COW'S DUNG FOR MAN'S DUNG, and you shall
prepare your bread there with."
THEY EAT DUNG & DRINK
Rab'-sha-keh said, "Has he not
sent me to the men which sit on the wall, THAT THEY MAY EAT THEIR OWN DUNG,
AND DRINK THEIR OWN PISS with you."
THE WORD "BASTARD" IN THE
[Deut. 23:2] A BASTARD should
not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
[Hebrew 12:8] Then you are BASTARDS,
and not sons. (K.J.V)
[Hebrew 12:8] It means you are
not real sons, but BASTARDS. (G.N.B)
HOW TO RESCUE HER HUSBAND
When men fight with one another,
and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the
hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand seizes him by the
private parts, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall have not
THE BIBLICAL WAY OF EXPRESSION !
To every thing there is a season,
and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to
A time to plant and a time to pluck
up that which is planted.
A time to weep and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn and a time to dance.
A time to cast away stones, and
a time to gather stones together.
A time to embrace, and a time to
refrain from embracing.
A time to rend, and a time to sew.
The day of death [is better] than
the day of one's birth. It is better to go to the house of mourning, than
to go to the house of feasting.
Sorrow is better than laughter:
for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.
Hannah said: My horn is exalted
in the Lord, my mouth is enlarged over my enemies.. And there IS NO ROCK
LIKE OUR GOD.